Double Double

I'm going to quickly recap the game last night, tee up the game tonight and hit you up with a little bit of news around the League.

Do I spoil you or what?

13 shots on net. Not pretty, but I'll sure as hell take it. Carey Price continues to look good, Scrappy Coco and the great Jewtalian are still tearing it up, and Queen Mab shows at least he's worth something scoring his sixth of the year.

Tonight! We take on the Sens, last time we played Alex Kovalev gave us a little reminder of the talent we had. The talent that showed up every three games, complained about the coaches, took a week off and THEN wanted to be captain. Anyway Eugene Melnyk has already called him out along with Jason Spezza as the Senators are in the midst of a mediocre season and some bad luck. Poor Pascal Leclaire, he never saw that lil' bastard coming. If the Canadiens win, they will finally be back in a Playoff spot and over .500. Which leads me to believe we're going to lay quite a big goose egg.

I keed I keed.

HERE ARE YOU NHL HEADLINES

• Ray Emery will miss six weeks with an abdominal tear .
• Cody Hodgson will miss the World Juniors with a back injury.
• Brendan Witt was hit by a GMC Yukon, the Yukon is in the hospital with minor injuries.

That's it for now.

Y'all have fun now

SO CLOSE!

Give kudos to the Canadiens, who many thought were going to be beaten worse than Tiger was by his wife.

Low blow.

I know.

Even though we did not get the extra point, I am very happy with this team's effort. We are playing without Gomez, without Gionta, without both Andreis, without Gill and without Benny Poo (My new name for Pouliot). Somehow we were able to get a point against the best team in the Eastern Conference.

I have a new name for Tomas Plekanec, taking in the facts that he plays a hard nosed, never say die game, and that he used to be a pansy his new nickname is Scrappy Coco from the classic You Don't Mess with the Zohan.

Disco and Hummus jokes to come.

Take this loss as a partial victory my friends.

Cheer on the Als tomorrow, Montreal needs at least one team to win a championships this year.

And no, the Impact do not fucking count.

Damn Europeans...

Peace True Believers,

E