Showing posts with label eliminated. Show all posts
Showing posts with label eliminated. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

A year to be proud of.

Well it's over.
Funny, we were THIS close to calling this edition of the Canadiens a team of destiny. So close, but you will not see me in mourning.
This team defied the odds and made heroes out of some, and pariahs out of others. This team refused to say die, losing their best defense man FOR THE SECOND TIME THIS YEAR with a 6 month injury, and going through yet another goalie contreversey where by the end of it, despite the inspired performance of Jaroslav Halak, is no where near to being answered.
Last year, when the Canadiens were trounced in the first round, I decided to blame the season's failures on one man, or one White Russian Pansy Transvestite to be exact. Mikhail Garbovski, who took out Andrei Markov and Mathieu Schneider and sent the Canadiens on an absolutely horrid tailspin. This year, I will again place the blame on an unusual source.
THE BOSTON BRUINS.
You guys effed it all up. I wasn't mad that you lost the first three games after being up 3-0, but it would have been all too perfect if you had just closed it out Game Seven. You would have been fragile, unsure, and missing David Krejci and Marco Sturm, two of your top six forwards! I can guarantee that the Canadiens would have put the wood to the Broons, and we would be looking at a showdown with the Hawks. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Even with a 3-0 lead in Game 7 you have to unceremoniously poop the bed.
For shame.
All kidding aside, I want to give some salutes to the players who showed their worth on this unforgettable run, and some of the players who weren't so lucky.
Mike Cammalleri: I salute you for being an upgrade to Alex Kovalev, you actually play well in the Playoffs AND the regular season.
Scott Gomez and Brian Gionta: I salute you for being on the only people trying during this Flyers series.
Hal Gill: I salute you for still being Hall Skill, even with one leg hacked into.
Josh Gorges: I salute you for being the last kid picked all your life, and still showing that you are Captain Material.

And now, the others....
Tomas Plekanec: Sorry that with your style of play and performance (or lack thereof...) in the playoffs makes you just a little too pricey for our team moving forward.
Marc Andre Bergeron: Sorry that while blessed with a rocket shot, you have Hockey aspergers.
Andrei Kostitsyn and Sergei Kostitsyn: Sorry for... just the get hell out of this town.
AAAAAND to Carey Price and Jaroslav Halak: Although you both can play, sorry that only one of you will be left in Montreal when next season starts.

Thats the obit for this year, thank you Bob Gainey for giving us a fun cast of characters to stand behind and give Montreal something to actually cheer about come the springtime.

Go Blackhawks. Hee hee
Peace, tonight you are all true believers,
E

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

A Curtain Call.

Well boys and girls, this is it.
It's been a news-worthy season, and it's safe to say that after all that, the injuries to Robert Lang, Andrei Markov, Alex Tanguay, Mathieu Schneider, Francis Bouillion, Stephane Richer, JJ Daigneault etc... etc... and the enigmatic play of Carey Price, Alex Kovalev, Mike Komisarek, Andrei Kostitsyn and Thomas Plekanec were the two contributing factors to our first round sweep and volatile Century Celebration.
No shit Sherlock...
Keep diggin' Watson!!!
In all seriousness though, it's like Talent WAS invited to the 100th Birthday Party but then had too many Coke and Rums and threw up all over the dance floor.
Don't forget Pasquale Mangio crashing the party and getting the Kostitsyn Brothers snorting coke off a hooker's ass.
And who could forget George Gillet not being able to pay the entrance fee...
But enough with party metaphors....

This blog has come a long way, from a single post in a sarcastic tone about a Canadiens mediocre mid season win to becoming one of the most read online pieces of sports literature in the Montreal Jewish Community..
(I know... top of the world Ma, top of the world Ma)
I want to thank everyone who has supported this so I am going to do a COMPLETE list of thanks to everyone who wished me well over this time.

If you're not in this and think you should be, please be offended.
SOOOOOOO Coach Obrand, Litty the Boy Wonder, The Nu, Tubby Waxman, Smirnoff Ice, Le Petit Tigre, Griz, Reinish, McSayegh the Joneser, Yshemboss, Chitty, The "Edric" Twins, MC Omayzin and DJ Astro, Johnny Levine, J Nads, The St. G's Boys, Lawrence, Shonnie the Chillster, Mikey H, D-Cummz, Dino, Richie K, Rich Obrand, Dukie and Taylor's parents, The Artist known as Zuckerman, Charlie Brown, Riles the Showsterbater AAAAND MY LOVING FAMILY FOR THE MORAL SUPPORT.

I will still be posting hockey articles about the 2009 Darft IN MONTREAL, The 2009 Free Agency Period and of course the rest of the NHL Playoffs. (I'm pulling for the Canadian team with the best shot, the Vancouver Canucks)
Leave a comment, who are you going to watch? Or are you only a Hab man.

Peace.
In my eyes, you are all true believers.