I laughed full out in this young lady's face when I shoud've realized that this girl was actually some kind of soothsayer or psychic. Throughout the night, whenever this girl was not looking my friend and I would sneak a chocolate Timbit or two until the box was empty.
I am so sorry Montreal.
We just kept eating those Timbits.
Every time the Canadiens had the opportunity to close it in the shootout, I think they just thought about Timbits and shot wide...
I apologize for my ignorance, we are only one point out of a playoff spot.
Anyway I had a talk with Coach Obrand and I asked him some interesting questions.
E: So Coach what is your pregame meal? What would you tell players to eat before a large game.
Coach: Well I know ALL of you say "Oh, Chicken and Pasta, Chicken and Pasta, Chicken and NYEAGH" Well I have something else that has been a key component in my success.
E: And that Is?
Coach: Honey Bunches of Oats Cereal.
E: Um okay, any reason?
Coach: I dunno they're nutritious and delicious.
E: Okay well Coach do you have any comments about Max Pacioretty being sent down?
Coach: Well, EVERYONE is saying that Max was not performing as well as Matt D'Agostini and blah blah blah but I have a point for YOU.
E: Go ahead.
Obrand: Well Max's +/- is -3.
E: Okay...
Coach: Well D'Agostini is a -15. So there you have it, proof that Max Pacioretty is 5 times better than Matt D'Agostini. In the battle of young Italians, I take the the boy form New Canaan Connecticut.
E: Well I don't think it's as black and white as that, but okay...
Coach: MMMAAAAAAX I MISS YOU. I MISS YOUR SMELLL.
E: Well Coach once again this was enlightening and disturbing at the same time. Thanks for your time Coach.
Coach: We gotta take this one game at a time. Keep the faith everyone.
I agree with the Coach.
Peace True Believers.
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