Dear Shmoo and Nu,
I am currently streaming this game online and watching the Habs on the Powerplay. They are about as successful as a nervous 16 year old trying to find a place to stick his fingers the first time he puts his hand down a girls pants. So basically they are the opposite of Brandon Golfman.
They have had more shorty scoring against them than an orgy at the special olympics.
I should be writing my 2,000 Political Science paper, but I value your friendships much more than a stupid passing grade in University.
You are both the worst type of people.
Mwah,
Ethan
P.S. This picture is what you are probably doing to eachother.
