Saturday, September 19, 2009

Good start to the Pre-Season

Well, non important exhibition Hockey is in the air and the Canadiens are 2-0 in Pre-Season play. Yes...we know...plan the parade right down Ste. Catharines..
What I have liked the most from these wins is that the Three Members of the Lollipop Guild, (Cammy, Gomez and Gionta) have all scored and Carey Price stopped 9 of 9 shots in his start against Florida.
Notable bubble players who have been playing well: Max Patches (79 OVR in NHL 10. Okay...) and Ben Maxwell
Eh...not so much: Yannick Weber
We play the Sens in Ottawa tomorrow night. (Or is it tonight? Since im writing this at 12:26 AM)
Shana Tova everyone.
E

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Are the 2009-2010 Canadiens becoming the 2002-2003 Devils???

Just zoning out in French class, exhausted from watching my beloved Chargers just barely squeak out a win against the Oakland Raiders, who as my faithful reader and NFL Consultant Nu said "bullied San Diego like Johnny Lawrence in the Karate Kid".
To Hockey.
The image above is of Carey Price all decked out in shiny, new and red Goalie Pads and a brand spankin' new helmet that doesn't include images of Garth Brooks, who has absolutely nothing to do with Hockey in an Eastern French Canadian city. His new mask looks like it has some retro images of Hab greats Ken Dryden and Gump, along with the Montreal Skyline on the forehead and the centennial logo on the chin. I will post pics of the closeup once they are released.
In other Habs news Andrei Markov has rejected the offer to become the Canadiens captain, and I will probably be posting a whole article about the Captaincy issue soon, but I'm just going to say here that I do not blame him at all.
Anyway now to the question in the title.
As I read the reports from the early days of Training Camp, and I hear Coach Martin's analysis of this new team, I can't help but think of the New Jersey teams of the late 90's and early 00's when I study the makeup of this squad. Not only because those teams had present day Habs Scott Gomez and Brian Gionta.

Defensive oriented offense.
When the Devils captured their Stanley Cups, they did not do it relying on Offense. From their first cup in 1994-1995, to their third in 2002-2003, only one player had scored more than 85 points in a season over those 9 years, Patrik Elias. Much like the Devils, the Canadiens boast only one player who had over 80 points last year, Mike Cammalleri. The rest of the top fowards in the top six put up respectable yet non-flashy numbers. With the additions of Travis Moen, Georges Laraque and Glen Metropolit in the last two years, the Canadiens have one of the toughest bottom six core of checkers and grinders in the entire league. In the Devils days of glory, they had an intimidating group of hard working third and fourth liners that included Claude Lemieux, Randy McKay, Mike Peluso, John Madden, Turner Stevenson and Mike Rupp. While people worry about the Canadiens ability to create offense and have doubts about a defensive minded Coach like Jacques Martin, people should realize that it's not all about scoring 5 goals a game, even if it does get you free wings. I would take a 2-1 win any day over a 7-6 loss. I would rather Brian Gionta score 24 goals and the Canadiens go to the Conference Finals then score 35 and get bounced in the first round. If Martin does his job right, the Canadiens should be able to play a defensive minded game, while still racking up wins. Much like Jacques Lemaire did in Jersey, much like he will do now after returning to the Swamp this off season.

A unit defense.
The Devils are known for their grade A defense year after year. No matter who is lining up on their blue line, they always seem to be one of the top units in the league. At one point, they had Scott Stevens, Scott Niedermayer and Brian Rafalski, ALL AT ONCE. Three of our decades best defenseman all in Red and Black. When Scott Stevens retired, analysts thought their D Dominance was done. Nope. In comes Paul Martin. Scott Niedermayer leaves for California. In comes Johnny Oduya. Rafalski leaves to Detroit, in comes Colin White. It seems that no matter what happens or who is on their blue line, they are successful. Not because they are all stars, but because they consistently start defenseman who do not make mistakes and are intelligent. The Canadiens are trying to do that because aside for Andrei Markov, they do not posses any world class talent. Instead, they have a solid core of smart and reliable defenseman like Roman Hamrlik, Paul Mara, Hal Gill, Jaroslav Spacek and Josh Georges as well as some highly touted prospects like PK Subban. Martin compared the Canadiens defense to the 2006 Stanley Cup Champion Carolina Hurricanes saying that "Our group of defensemen are experienced and dependable...Depth wise, there was not a large gap between the first and sixth defenseman."

But...
The Devils can attribute a huge amount of their success to Martin Brodeur, whose play has earned him accolades like "The greatest goaltender of all time", or G-GOAT. Carey Price's seasons last year, was anything but G-GOAT calibre. If Price can play half as good as Martin Brodeur, the Canadiens should be able to have a very impressive record this year. The tentative word there, is of course IF. To me, it seems that the success or failure of this season falls squarely on Price's apathetic shoulders.

CAN. NOT. WAIT. FOR. HOCKEY.
BTW I'm thinking of some clever homophobic joke to make with the word "Cheechoo" to yell next time I'm at a Canadiens Senators game. Comment if you have any ideas.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

TRAINING CAMP IS OPEN.

Hockey is in the air.
Pre-Season starts Thursday versus Florida.
The new guys look great in the first scrimmage.
I'm pumped.
Are you?

Saturday, September 5, 2009

What has been going on lately?


Well, all is quiet on the Eastern Front as Hockey Fans everywhere are going through their final weeks without Hockey as the Pre Season starts in less than two weeks. The Canadiens first tune up game is the 17th of September against the Florida Panthers. Last season we saw some young guys excite Montreal and make cases for regular season jobs with the big club. Two of them were Max Pacioretty and P.K. Subban, who very well will be in the same position this year.

Pacioretty had 11 points in 34 games last year in Montreal and although those numbers aren't exactly Rookie Of The Year calibre, Max is a big winger that if he is able to grow into his 6'2 frame could be a net crashing prescence with an already impressive shot who could pot 30-35 goals in the distant future. Expect Patches to either make the team out of camp or be one of it's first callups. PK Subban is a different story. He impressed scouts with his performance last year in the Pre Season but nobody thought he would be called up till at least 2010. Then came the World Junior Championships. Subban demolished the competition with his blinding speed, flashy moves and excellent awarness, being named to the Tournament All Star Team. His incredible play made Habs fans everywhere salivate at the thought of having on the ice as early as this season. Look for him to be a mid season call up, but look out, if he gets the call to the big leagues chances are he will not buckle under the pressure and become a mianstay on the Habs blue line.

Can't wait for the season.
PEACE

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Big 5 officially gone.

After two months of an incredible overhaul in Montreal, the big 5 players that Bob Gainey wished to resign before the Free Agency Period began have offically all signed with different teams.

1. Mike Komisarek - TOR - July 1st
2. Alex Kovalev - OTT - July 6th
3. Saku Koivu - ANA - July 8th
4. Mathieu Schneider - VAN - August 28th
5. Alex Tanguay - TB - August 29th

Well boys, it was nice knowing you.
See you on the ice.

Other news. AK-27 stated that he would hypotheticallly like to play for the Canadiens to finish his career. Of course the dweebs in the nations capital are making such a big deal of this that Dany Heatley and his spoiled little trade demands have become a secondary issue.

In other other news, Team Canada had their scrimmage, with the Calgary crowd booing home town boy Heatley all the way. Maybe Hockey Karma does exist.

All for now,
PEACE
E

Friday, August 21, 2009

QUICK DAIRY HITS

I am in Vermont, land of Ben and Jerry's and the UVM Catamounts, whose alumnus include John Leclair, Martin St. Louis and Vezina winner Timmy Thomas. Shoutout to MC O-Mayzing for his humble hospitality. Here are some bullet points.
  • Dany Heatley had a press conference to discuss the reasons for demanding his trade from the Senators. My "IDONTGIVEAFLYINGFUCKOMETER" has been raised to 11.
  • Pat Kane has apologized for effing up some poor cab driver. If only he had done the same to the Red Wings this year in the playoffs...
  • Speaking of the Wings, Detroit has signed Todd Bertuzzi to a one year deal. The Pistons couldve used him five years ago for the brawl at the Palace...
On a serious note my condolences go out to Jose Theodore and his family who lost their two month old son yesterday. My prayers are with you Jose.