Attack of the Jewtalian!
Mike Cammalleri has been Conne Smythey. I can safely say it now.
Then killing a powerplay, Travis Moen, MY FAVORITE THIRD LINER, MY ORIGINAL SELECTION TO THE BAWS LIST, BURRIES ITTT!! 4-0. AAAAND
IN COMES BRENT JOHNSON!!!!
THEN GIONTA ALMOST MAKES IT 5.
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M STILL IN CAPS LOCK. I'M WAY TOO HAPPY.
WHAT IF MARC ANDRE FLEURY DIDN'T SHIT THE BED???
HISTORY WILL BE MADE!!
Whew. So everyone reading this, I am writing as the game goes on. So think of this as a literary highlight reel.
Back to the game, Halak played well, but gave up a bad chance in fron to Chris Kunitz. He made no mistake and buried it.
The Canadiens cannot get shaken by this, they have to keep doing what they're doing. Crap, I was so happy, now it almost feels like we're down. We fans in Montreal have confidence issues.
No shit, I know.
TSN brain farted majorly in their update, crediting Kris Letang with his first of the playoffs.
Two things wrong with that, Letang didn't score and he has 5 already this playoff.
Dom Moore is playing so well, he almost set up a goal with about 8 minutes left by making a great rush to the net. Habs are still sticking it to the Pens, good to see. Hamr takes a penalty, the Habs NEED to make it out of this period unscathed. Sergei Gonchar has been absolutely dreadful tonight.
Jordan Staal tips a shot past Halak. 4-2.
They need to hang on. They need to calm down. At least now we have a game on our hands.
I really thought I wouldn't have a heart attack tonight. Well I guess that was wishful thinking. Things starting to get chippy. If they Habs can once again finish the period with a two goal lead, I'm happy. Matt Cooke is a little bitch. Fuck Gorges, why couldn't you let him have the puck and THEN hit him. Period over, still up 4-2, but we have a Power Play to deal with next period.
Peace true believers,
We can still do this.