But all that stuff can wait until I talk to my loving readers.
BRING ON THE BULLET POINTS!!!
- The Pens win the Battle of Pennsylvania after coming back from a 3-0 deficit in Game 6. Maybe it will give Hab fans some closure that the team that knocked us out last year is golfing two rounds earlier... God Damn RJ Umberger....
- Chicago bends over and spanks Calgary 5-1 to take a 3-2 lead in the series. That'll teach that mischievous Otter, Olli Jokinen.
- San Jose avoids being the biggest choke job in NHL history for at least one more game with a 3-2 Overtime win versus the Mighty Ducks. (I will always refer to them as that.) GOOOOOLDBERG!!!!!!