Sunday, March 15, 2009

Congratz to Marty...but meh... Canadiens Lose 3-1

Alrighty...then
So with all the hype about Martin Brodeur tying Patrick Roy's record of 551 regular season wins, It was almost a given that they would win last night.  Which makes this loss not bother me as much...but wait
THE PENGUINS ARE TIED WITH US NOW, THE HURRICANES ARE A POINT BACK, AND THE RANGERS ARE TWO POINTS BACK
AND OMG, THE FLYERS AND RANGERS ARE PLAYING EACH OTHER TODAY, AND EVEN THOUGH WE NEED PHILADELPHIA TO WIN, THAT WOULD PUT US SIX POINTS BACK OF THEM FOR 4TH!
Now that I think of it, this loss REALLY pissed me off.
We left "every ones hero" Jaro Halak out to dry, and could not get ANY offense going.
God Damn it Kovy, take a pepto bismol and get back on the Ice!
So come to think of it, this loss is one of the most important of the season, and we had to watch Marty Brodeur, one of the greatest Hab Killers of all time, tie St. Patrick, one of the greatest Canadiens' in history....now that I think about it, this loss makes me wanna punt a dog....
IN HIGH SPEED
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Meanwhile I had a chat with the Future Coach of the Montreal Canadiens: Sam Obrand

Ethan: So, don't you find it a little ironic that the day after our segment aired on this blog, Carbonneau was fired?
Sam:  Absolutely not, Bob read my ideas, and he realized that I'm all set to take over next October.
Ethan:  So Sam, Martin Brodeur showed us once again why he is possibly the greatest Goalie of all time, how would you stop him?
Sam:  Well Ethan, that's an excellent question.  Knowing that bullets cannot harm him, because of his ability to bend time and stop any projectile coming towards him, much like Hiro Nakamura, in the NBC series Heroes, I would have to cut off his head and burn the base so no others will grow back, much like the way Hercules defeated the Hydra...gee what a great Disney movie.
Ethan:  What do you say to the people that give Marty a hard time because he slept with his Brother in Law's wife?
Sam:  Well Woody Allen is boinking his Step Daughter, and ANTZ is one of favorite movies of all time, so BACK OFF.
Ethan:  Finally, Max Pacioretty got another assist last night, what is your opinion.
Sam:  If I become Coach, I will pressure Bob Gainey to give Max a contract that he will have to sign in his own blood, saying he will play for the Canadiens until the day he dies, and will never be able to waive his NTC.  If he violates this contract he will be sucked into the depths of hell.
Ethan:  So you think he's doing good?
Sam: The thought of him makes my giny tingle....
Ethan: Okay, wow that's enough for today.. thank you Sam, please get some help.
Peace

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